Well if there was one video that best summed up my life this is it. A lot of build up for 30 seconds of action. HEYO! (golf swing). 

In any case I would LOVE to be at the San Diego Chamber meeting this morning to recap this debacle. Like if you're the guy who messed up the computer program I think I'd just lay low for a while. Maybe give it until Monday/October. Kind of reminds me of that scene in Office Space where the computer program is off by a decimal point and they end of extorting a million dollars in a day. Except in this case you end up blowing an entire payload of fireworks and pissing off hundreds of thousands of people. Six of one half dozen of the other. 

PS: July 3rd, 2013 in San Diego is going to be flat out comical. Like what's the over/under on how many times they check to make sure everything is set properly? 2342343? The sad thing is whoever screwed this up has a scarlett letter for life. Like they could have nailed this 20 times before and 20 after but they'll always be the '30 seconds of fireworks guy.' Like when Eugene Robinson tried to pay $40 for sex before Super Bowl 33. Outside of that he was a great player, great citizen, but no matter how much good he does he'll always be '$40 for beej' before the Super Bowl guy.

Double PS: All news in San Diego should be reports by Ron Burgundy. #ihavemanyleatherboundbooks