Look I don't have the slightest idea what the heck 'M' magazine is but I know they just threw a 98 mph fastball on the black with this cover. Just no better way to get people to buy your magazine in this state than to put Ryan Braun and Aaron Rodgers on the cover. Hell they should just cancel whatever content is in this issue and just start "Ryan Braun and Aaron Rodgers Magazine." Just pictures of Braunie and A-Rod being awesome. Also I couldn't be more thankful to M magazine myself. Without question the highest blog hit total I got came from the Clay Matthews Muscle and Fitness cover I posted a couple of months back. Like it's a no contest, run rule situation. Here I am trying to blog my ass off with pithy commentary and my blog of the year is because a bunch of women (or men, not that there's anything wrong with that) are oogling Clay Matthews. Thousands of page views and a -20% chance anyone read my commentary. Just a total waste of a writing minor that I drank my way through in college. So from now on I'm going solely Clay Matthews, Ryan Braun and Aaron Rodgers pictures to start every blog regardless of what the actual blog is about. Interneting 101.

PS: Seriously though this picture reminds of of when the Mega Powers got together:

And I'd be Miss Elizabeth in the corollary.