A lot of people wonder what's wrong with the world. You turn on the news and you've got problems top to bottom. People ranting and raving about the economy, the 1%, earthquakes and tsunami's, the Kardashians on and on and on. Well finally someone has some answers. Manny Rodriguez grows his hair long and in dreadlocks. Long hair leads to steroids which leads to abortion and gay marriage. It couldn't be any simpler. Seriously this is what Newton must have felt like when he realized everything falls down when you toss it up. So simple and right in front of our faces. Here we just thought Manny was an affable, potentially high baseball player. Turns out he's the tipping point for all of society's ills. Manny being Manny.

PS: Love the beginning of this voicemail. 'Hi, I'm a viewer of televsion...' I think I'm going to start introducing myself by telling people the mundane facts of my life. Hi, my name is Jon and I'm a consumer of alcohol and a googler of Kate Upton.

Double PS: When did my mom become a River Cats fan?