Man I feel this weather guy so much you don't even know. The fact that I'm waking up this morning in a world where Lebron James is a champion is unbearable. To the point where I'd almost rather wake up in a world where the Cubs are world chamahahahahahaha. Nah it's not that bad, but still it's pretty unpleasant. The other thing I love is all the Lebron love coming out this morning. People screaming on Facebook about 'way to shut the haters up!' and 'what are all the lebron haters going to say now lolz' and 'can't wait to see what that ginger Jon is going to write after Lebron puts his ring on....even though Strange Brew is still my favorite blog and he does seem like a cool, handsome guy, in a straight non-ghey way.' Ummmmm what? Where are all these people coming from? Like I haven't heard a peep from a Lebron fan for like 3 years. I just figured Lebron was universally disliked. But I guess there's always someone who wants to root for the heel. Someone who roots for the dark side just to be different. Well sometimes they do score a victory (Lebron winning/Empire Strikes Back) but just remember that in the end that evil always wins because good is dumb. Dammit.
I guess it is hard to hate on the way he actually played, guy was a certified beast all series. Guy looked like star power Mario during the whole of the playoffs actually. But in the end I still believed he'd choke. I didn't think God would allow him to win a championship right in my face after I explicity said I didn't want it. Guess all those Our Father's and Nicene Creed's I mumbled my way through for 18 years were for naught.
PS: This video was circulating after the Heat won Game 2 or something. Poor little guy is probably crying in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch this morning. I feel ya bro. I hate Miami too. On the upside you're not a Bucks fan, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.