I mean to say my mind was blown by this video is a massive understatement. Like does anyone remember this episode of the Wonder Years? Must have been one of the ealier seasons because I think I've seen almost all of them but I do not remember Zack Morris making an appearance and laying a block down on Kevin Arnold's play for Lisa Berlini. Can't say I'm surprised though. Kevin just never had the ability to seal the deal with one girl. Maybe it was his Super Cuts haircut. Maybe it was the fact that he was 4'3. Maybe it was emo-Brickma guiding his thoughts. But there was just no chance Zack wasn't going to power move him out of Lisa in a heartbeat. And he didn't even have to try that hard either. Not like Zack had to go home and make a remote controlled Lisa Berlini poster to gaze at while he plotted his next move. Just one sentence. Game, set, match Morris. And while Zack is slow dancing with Lisa, Kevin will inevitably begin a prolonged process of self loathing while waiting for his dad to get angry and scare everyone. I haven't seen a knockout like this since George McFly one shotted Biff Tannen at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.
PS: The dad on Wonder Years was pound for pound the scariest TV character of all time. Hell he might just be the scariest character of all time. I'd rather spend a weekend at Buffalo Bill's than live in that household for 5 minutes.