This video is making the rounds today. Flat out love this guy's style. Actually scratch that. flat love any 80 year old's style in general. Young Jon fun fact: I worked at Walgreens for 7 years where basically the only people I talked to were in retirement. Best job of my life. They've got decades of stories and no shame whatsoever. Most people who know me will tell you I can't wait to be old. Just drive 22 mph and say crazy things that nobody will call me on because I'm old. Grab food at 4pm, get drunk on old fashions and be home in time for Lawrence Welk and in bed by 8pm. Actually that part I've got covered already. Maybe steal some batteries or pledge a fraternity. You're my boy Blue!

PS: You know the bride here had to be sneaky upset about this. Now in the interest of full disclosure: I'm like Costanza, I know less about women.....then anyone at all. But I do know, on a wedding day, it's supposed to be all about the bride. The dress, the walk down the aisle, the flowers, the first dance blah blah. Well here's Blue just hijacking her special day. No longer will memories of that wedding be, 'Did you see how good Jessica looked in that dress?!' or 'What a beautiful moment when they came in during the grand march.' Instead it will be 'Remember that wedding where that old guy did a keg stand?! EPIC!'