(live footage from inside the Yahoo! Fantasy Football headquarters)

Had to throw this blog out to all of my fellow degenerate fantasy football players today. To say Yahoo! had a mildy off day yesterday would be an understatement. I mean what am I supposed to do without access to my teams Yahoo? Wait for stats in the paper the next day? Go outside and enjoy a Sunday of fresh air? For sure not. Bad enough it was the Packer bye week and then I coudn't even stare catatonically at stat tracker all day. Had to sit there like a chump clicking from game to game on nfl.com like it was 2005. And to think I'm paying for this free service! Where does it end!

Honestly it had to be a HUGE day for ESPN fantasy. People switching left and right. I picture John Clayton just sitting back and laughing diabolically as the new members role in while jamming out to Slayer. Only redeeming quality of the day was reading the venom being spit on Yahoo's Facebook page yesterday. If you want to read pure, unadulterated hate check out every post from 11am-5pm. And the best part was Yahoo went complete radio silence. Never mentioned a peep that the only thing keeping their website afloat wasn't working for the whole day on the only day it has to work for. Almost had to respect it.

PS: How many gambling degenerates were googling 'what happens to a bet in the event of a tie' yesterday? I was one for sure. You'd figure Donovon McNabb was too so two people minimum.

Double PS: Packer bye weeks are brutal but I had to laugh when I saw the Browns were on bye too. I'd say that's polar opposite of the spectrum eh? Browns fans when they don't have to suffer through a Browns game on Sunday: