No big deal, just a bunch of UFO's flying around Denver at light speed. Nothing to see here folks. Honestly my favorite part of this clip is the guy who first captured the video describing it while wearing what appears to be nothing at all. Kind of reminds me of drunk Randy Quaid from Indepenence Day being vindicated when actual aliens show up and start lasering paper mache White House's. See! I told you! Actually come to think of it there's probably a 10% chance this guy really is Randy Quaid. But I have to say this is a bit strange. I mean the FAA, NORAD, and the 1980's footage of the North American Aerospace Defense Command have no clue what it is so who am I to discredit this dude's findings. All I know is that when we wake up in a month with gigantic flying saucers hovering over important landmarks don't say you weren't warned. Call Jeff Goldblum! Call Will Smith! Call Mulder and Scully! And get Bill Pullman to the White House STAT. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!
PS: Those who had the over/under on 6 days until stuff got weird in Colorado after the legalizing of recreational pot come collect your money.
Double PS: Heidi Hemmet anchorwoman for the win. I wanna say something, gonna put it out there, if you like it, take it, if you don't send it right back. I wanna be on you.