Arnold Schwarzenegger records a voicemail for some random dude.

Posted by Jon Henseler on

Let me say this as clearly as I can: If I don't have the Terminator recording a new voice-mail for me by the end of the day I consider my whole life a failure. Because based purely on the fact that he has a Predator/Terminator voice-mail from the man himself, Tyler Baker is basically a celebrity to me and I don't even know who the hell he is. Like this is such a genius move I can't stand it. Hell if I were Tyler I'd probably be calling my own phone saying 'please don't pick up, please don't pick up' just to hear my own Schwarzenegger voice-mail greeting. And I think it's pretty obvious Tyler Baker can never change this right? Like he'll be 75 years old and still have the same cell phone getting 13 minutes of battery life just so he doesn't have to ditch his Terminator voice-mail. Power move like you read about. I mean can you imagine Tyler interviewing for jobs? Gets a callback and let's it go right to voice mail. Employer hears 'GET TO ZA CHOPPPAAAA' and hires him on the spot sight unseen. I don't want a Terminator voice-mail greeting, I need one.

PS: I legit have no idea what my voice-mail even says. Pretty I recorded one in 2001 and haven't changed it since. Hell it might even be one of those 'You have reached 9-2-0-...." type deals at this point. Don't you love getting that when you call someone? Like what are the chances that person knows how to access their voice-mail if they can't even make a pithy greeting?

Double PS: Think the Terminator would think twice about blowing Skynet to hell if he knew his future would be recording voicemail greetings? 

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