CM Punk smashes fan in the face at Raw

Posted by Jon Henseler on

Alright so this is almost 40 hours old so I understand that in internet time I may as well be blogging about Y2K but I just saw it 5 minutes ago so it is what it is. 15 years ago I could have blogged this at 10:05pm on Monday night. Of course there were no blogs. And no youtube. So I basically would have said 'did you see CM Punk punch that dude?' the next morning at school to my 3 friends. That's what blogging in 1998 was. But my guess here is that this guy is a 'plant' but the whole world is acting like wrestling isn't fake and the dude actually took a knuckle sammich to his domepiece. 

Now as I've already alluded too, I'm not the wrestling fanatic I used to be. When Lawler was yelling 'puppies!' and Austin was stunning everyone, The Rock was talking about pie and Sable was walking around in hand print bikini's, THAT was wrestling. I turn Raw on once in a while to make sure I'm not getting too old, but I honestly can't watch more than two full hours.

That being said I think if I were a CM Punk fan (should I be?) I'd take this as a compliment! Like you better believe if I ever ran into Ric Flair the first thing I'd want him to do is knife edge chop me and drop a WHOOOOOOO! right in my eye. Actually in no particular order if I was to get hurt by a wrestler I'd take the Flair chop, Hogan leg drop, Austin Stunner, Taker Tombstone, and Bret Hart's Sharpshooter. Honestly though Flair doling out a chop that would no doubt break my sternum would be a top 3 moment in my life and it's not even close. 

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