There are wants and needs in life folks. I want a Brewer World Series championship. I want Boy Meets World to release their whole series in Blu-Ray. I want election coverage to stop. I need air in my lungs. And I need this quadski. I mean how sick is this thing? Like riding a damn Transformer! Only problem is they're running about 40K it looks like. And sadly for me I am rich only in Country Club points and Schrute Bucks. Maybe I should start one of those online fundraisers like that bus monitor Karen? Or start up the Human Fund?

PS: Over/under for how long I'd have this before I kill myself is set at 3 minutes.