Best part about this was Danny Ocean here was trying to steal a frieking Snickers bar. Like ONE candy bar. Gotta love 7/11 employees though. Not taking crap from anyone. Although I feel like that might be par for the course for a 7/11 employee in Brooklyn. Hell it might even be apart of the interview process. I doubt they're just filling out one of these 'pick one thing you are MOST like and one thing you are LEAST like' type of forms. Probably just drop a steal cage down and see if they can take down a Snickers thieving vagrant on their own. If you can you're hired! Like some sort of convenience store Hunger Games. I'll tell you what though these cats can work for me any day of the week and twice on Sunday. I mean if they are willing to throw down over a Snickers bar imagine what would happen if someone tried to actually rob the place? Probably look like a scene from Scarface in there. Minus the mound of cocaine. Probably. Honestly though if I ran a casino in Vegas I think I'd hire all inner-city mini mart employees to work security. Forget paying top flight guards with ear pieces and black suits. Give me a guy who see's more thieves than paying customers working a 10 hour shift.

PS: Is a sneaky good advertisement for Snickers? Have a corporate guy dressed in a Kenny Banya Armani suit end up striped and getting dropkicked by a 7/11 employee. Snickers; you're not you when you're hungry.

Double PS: Wonder how Dante would have handled this...