
Listen it's been a tough week here at Strange Brew international headquarters (parent's basement). The Packers had the Wet Bandits stop by on Monday night and rob them of a victory. The Brewers seem to be out of continues after yet another blown save yesterday. And I woke up this morning without enough milk for a full bowl of Fruit Loops. Total day ruiner. I'd call it a first world problem but I think even kids in Bosnia would agree that's a rough way to kick off a morning. But here comes the internet in all of it's glory with stingray photobomb! Sometimes it's the simple things you know? I don't know if it's the look on these girl's faces, the look on the stingray's face (?) or a combination but after looking at this today I feel good for the first time since Monday morning. And you can't hate on this stingray's game whatsoever. Just dropping his arms around these babes and asking questions later. Power move Ray. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. And yes I just named him Ray.
PS: Did anyone happen to catch Golden Tate pissing and moaning about the grief he was getting on the internet about his non-catch? Whaaaaaaaa people are being mean to me on the internet. Whaaaaaaaaaa I really did catch it. Whaaaaaaaaa people are calling me un-Christian. Like that was seriously a gripe for him. Un-Christian. Bro that's the nicest thing said on the internet yesterday. Talk to Wayne Elliot about people being mean and get back to me.
Double PS: Not for nothing but this chicks are pretty hot. Unless they're not 18. Then this stingray better watch out for Chris Hanson walking into his ocean asking him what he's doing with a bottle of booze.


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