I'll tell you what, if camera phones and whatnot existed in 1986 this may well be a video of me. Heck the kid's name is even Jon! And all I can say is I respect this kid 150% for sticking with the lie despite every shred of evidence against them. Deny deny deny. Three simple words that I've used as a guide to my life. Sad thing is most of us don't learn how to lie like this until we're in our teens or twenties. This little bro is hammering out bold faced lies when he's frieking 2! 'There's sprinkles on your face.' 'Nope!' 'But what about this sprinkle jar, it's empty.' 'That's not empty.' Facts are facts mom! Now stop treating sprinkgate like it's an episode of CSI and help my pick out my clothes!
PS: If this kid is ballsy enough to spin a web when he's this young, we may have the next Costanza on our hands.