Dancing with the Stars, your cast, WOOF. Now in the interest of full disclosure I couldn't care less about this show unless Donald Driver or a Packer is on it. I'm actually kind of shocked they don't just put a Packer on it every season. Did you see the ratings they pulled down in Wisconsin during that season?! Ridiculous. And it could be literally ANY former Packer and I'd be locked and loaded. Give Santana Dotson a call or Gilbert, hell I'm sure Don Majkowski could use a paycheck. In fact there's probably a 30% chance Majik just looked at himself in his bathroom mirror and said 'Don Majkowski could use a paycheck.' So yeah, either get a Packer on board or do a night dedicated to the Elaine dance from Seinfeld or the Truffle Shuffle and I'd be invested.
Wynonna Judd: Actually think this will be entertaining. She was just in Sheboygan and did a phone interview with me that was hilarious. Also from doing an interview with Jon Henseler to Dancing with the Stars. Beckett's green arrow WAY up.
DL Hughley: Before I didn't understand Tyler Perry's humor I didn't understand DL Hughley's.
Jacoby Jones: Raven's wideout who caught that bomb from Flacco in Denver but literally has done nothing else in his career. So we know two things about him, he can catch a hail mary and has an unbelieveable agent.
Lisa Vanderpump: Who?
Andy Dick: Dude is in so many things it's hard to fathom. I did have a moment this morning though when I typed 'Andy Dick...' into Google to see if he was on the show and 'net worth' is what Google finished for me in the search. I had a panic attack that Andy Dick was going to be worth some Ted Dibiase money and what I found was that according to some Celebrity Worth website he is worth 5 grand. FIVE GRAND! First time I've felt genuinely good in months. I'm only 4 grand poorer than Andy Dick. That's my new email tag.
Victor Ortiz: Boxer who owes me money for taking a dive against Mayweather last spring.
Zandaya Coleman: See Vanderpump, Lisa.
Ingo Rademacher: Jax from General Hospital. I mean that's what I heard at least.
Kellie Pickler: Kellie Pickler+DWTS outfits= So much win. Hopefully Brent Musberger will do play by play.
Dorothy Hamill: Only figure skater I know besides Chaz Michael Michaels.