Well in case you weren't watching the Badgers utter destruction of Nebraska (yes this is a repeat from the Big Ten championship football game, also the Cornhusker basketball defense is only SLIGHTLY worse than the football defense giving up 77 points instead of 70)(that was a long parenthetical aside), Mike Bruesewitz debuted what he called the 'new age Kramer' haircut and instantly became my favorite Badger basketball player of all time. If you know anything about me you know I'm a Seinfeld addict. To the point where I feel like I may soon quit my job and tour the country competing in Seinfeld trivia competitions*. Really the only thing I love more than that show is 90's pop culture. Like Maryland does football and crab-cakes. I do Seinfeld and Tomagotchi's. But anyhow as soon as they showed Bruesewitz last night I laughed out loud and added him to my disconcertingly long man crush list. Only thing the Badgers did wrong last night was not playing a Seinfeld 'Giddy up!' sound-bite when Mike scored.
Also the Badgers are tied for 2nd and a game out of 1st in the best conference in the country. NBD but KBD**.
*Those are actual legit competitions that happened. That has to be my true calling right? I've been watching 4 episodes of Seinfeld daily since I was 10. This is my calling. What Jordan is to basketball and Lohan is to cocaine, I am Seinfeld.
**Hey Mom, that means No Big Deal but Kind of a Big Deal. Also is the meatloaf done? I never know what you're doing in there.