Jiminy Cricket folks no wonder we almost went over the fiscal cliff! You've got government employees in Baltimore literally farting around all day. Now when I first read this article I felt like if I were the employee who got an official reprimand for 'excessive flatulence' that's got to be about rock bottom right? Like your odor offended so many people that someone actually spent time in their day to right a report and formally address it. But as I kept reading you know who I really feel like hit rock bottom? The guy who was commissioned to create a catalog of every time this guy cropdusted his module. I mean what was that meeting like? 'Ummmmmmm yeaaahhhhh, I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to follow Tom around and create a log of every time he releases an SPD mmmmmmmmkay?' Then you spend your entire fall creating a fart TPS report. Brutal doesn't even being to describe that job. So I guess it's a toss up at the end of the day.

Actually scratch that you know whose job is more pathetic? The guy who spends 20 minutes blogging about the guy who creates a fart log of the guy with excessive flatulence. Bingo.

PS: Not to go fart CSI or anything but I"m 200% sure that September 19th was a lunchtime stop at a China Buffet. That has crab rangoon and chicken fried rice written all over it.

Double PS: Preach Ron, Preach!