
And by tough I mean looks like he walked directly off the set of To Catch a Predator and into the Bears head coach office.
Ladies and gentlemen meet the latest coach in the NFC North: Marc Trestman. Who is that you may ask? Well let me tell you. While he may look like Jeff Goldblum's bulimic brother, he is in fact the (now)former head coach of the reigning back to back CFL Grey Cup champs, the Montreal Allouette's! I mean this is too good to be true. Not for the Bears fans of the world, but for the Packer bloggers of the world. I mean between this guy's look and the fact that he most recently coached in America's Hat the material is literally endless. It's almost like they hired him just for us.
PS: In all seriousness I guess this guy is supposed to be an offensive mastermind. Sadly all that plotting and scheming is directly correlated to Jay Cutler's ability to take out his manpon (see what I did there?) and execute. This would be like Professor X relying on Jubilee to save the X-Men except Jubiliee crys less.
Double PS: 70% chance Trestman shreds our defense the first time we play him.



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