Being completely honest here I think I'm going to go ahead and order one of these bad boys for myself. Like I know it's supposed to be for little kids learning how to use the toilet but here's the thing; there isn't that big of a difference between a 2 year old learning how to potty and a 28 year old degenerate who blogs for a living. Thing looks comfortable as all hell. Now I would have to get an upgraded version size wise obviously but I think with the clout that Strange Brew has at this point that I could hook that up. Heck they make gigantic cribs and diapers for those weirdos you see on A&E who like to act and be treated like babies as adults so I figure it can't be too long before an adult iPotty hits the market. Just drop the poop hatch on my Forever Lazy and sit my ass on the iPotty watching TV shows on Netflix. Is this heaven? No, it's the adult iPotty.
PS: How much have smart phones changed the bathroom game? Like I can't be in the bathroom without my smartphone. They go hand in hand at this point. Drop the kids off, check out Groupon, scan the Facebook news feed, play some Words with Friends, etc. Actually come to think of it I'm not sure I've ever played Words with Friends not on the can. Like if I drop a triple word score in your eye you know exactly where I'm sitting when I did it. Facts are facts. What did we do before smart phones and iPads? Read books I guess? Actually some of my best studying happened in a bathroom before I had a smartphone. I remember in college if I had a book to read I'd drop it off in the bathroom the night before, go out and put down some PBR, hit up some 4th meal and bingo bango the next day I'd know everything there is to know about Jane Eyre.