Welp yesterday Jess and I ate the last of our Hostess cupcakes we bought during the Hostess going out of business sale about a month ago. You could almost hear Taps playing in the background as I ate/made out with my cupcake. In all seriousness one of the sadder moments of my life realzing that there is a real shot that I never eat one of these things again. The creme filling, the frosting, the cake that's 60-70% real food or asbestos. Just delightful. It tasted like diabeetus and America.
PS: I know all the rage when that story came out was that Twinkie's are going away but the Cupcakes are the real story here right? Like the cupcakes aren't just a little better than Twinkies, it's a flat out rout. I get that Twinkies get all the headlines but the cupcakes are what powered the brand. It's sort of like a minor league pitcher. If you can throw 95 mph heat that's fine, but the changeup is what pays the bills. Bottom line is if someone holds out a Twinkie and a Cupcake and gives you the option to eat one for the rest of your life, if you choose Twinkie you need to be arrested on the spot.
Double PS: Hoepfully Tallahassee doesn't read this blog.