Welp that makes things a lot clearer. I mean for 5 days there nobody could make heads or tails of this whole conspiracy but here comes Deadpsin to the rescue again! 

Honestly has anybody needed to pull a Costanza more than Deadspin and get out on a high note with the Te'o story? Like, guys, you broke the biggest sports story of the year. Literally millions of people flooded your site when this news came out last week. Just sit back and laugh like Ted Dibiase as the hits come in. No need to get on the professional news circuit and throttle your credibility in 80 seconds flat. Based on the facts this guy presented I think Te'o probably was the victim of a hoax. No need to hit up Oprah Manti! This guy just gave you all the credibility you need.

PS: The 'I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul' line from Billy Madison comes to mind here but the whole scenario reminds me of this Tommy Boy scene, that's when I blow it!:

Double PS: If you just read the blog and don't listen to the morning show, that 1:22 from the Deadspin reporter should give you a pretty good idea of how I operate on the air.