(66 days folks, if this doesn't give you chills/an optical illusion on your pants, then nothing will......it's the pleats)

Welp folks, I don't know how it will happen or how much it will cost but I absolutely have to find out how to get access to Yokohama BayStars games next year. All I can picture is an Asian Telly Hughes interviewing Tony Plush at the end of every game. Can you say youtube gold? Like Nyjer interviews were already liquid gold with people who speak English, I can't imagine how Japanese media is going to react to 'AHHHHHH GOTTA GO!' at the end of every interview. Honestly it's a shame there isn't a reality show chronicling his time over there. Wake up FSN! Stop airing World Poker Tour like it's 2003! Give me Tony Plush Takes Japan!

PS: So it would be 'AHHHHHH SINAYARA!'? Or cowabunga maybe? I dunno. 90% of my knowledge of Japanese culture comes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Double PS: On a serious note, that NLDS Game 5 was one of the best moments of my baseball life. Granted as a Brewer fan it's not hard to vault to the top. Basically competing only with Braun's homer in '08 against the Cubs and tuning in to find out of Jose Hernandez would break the strikeout record in 2002. But it was just the type of edge of your seat, living and dying with every pitch, finger on your Life Alert type of game you live to watching the postseason. Sure I looked like the Crypt Keeper by the end of it but it was worth it. So even though he flamed out faster than soccer in America after a World Cup, he still has one of the biggest hits in Brewer history.