In a related story The Rock is back in wrestling? Like when I saw this video going viral today it just said 'kid not happy rock is champion' I legit thought I was going to open a video from 1998 with Lawler screaming 'puppies!' in the background. Nope. The Rock is apparently wrestling again and won the strap last night for the first time in a decade.
Now on to the video itself. Clearly this kid is getting roasted on the internet but you won't hear a peep from me. This is legit how I reacted after Wrestlemania 6 when Ultimate Warrior beat Hulk Hogan. I'll never forget that day for as long as I live. My dad used to have a guy that worked for him that would get all the PPV's back then and record them for me so I'd watch them on Monday's after school. And this was back when getting a PPV was like launching a NASA space shuttle. You had to call 9 different people, configure antenna's, get a signed affidavit from the president, the whole works. But the day after a PPV there was Dad picking me up from school with VHS in hand. Now I also had a friend in elementary school at the time, Kyle, who was a HUGE Ultimate Warrior fan. We were talking trash all week leading up to that match and I just figured there was no way Hogan would lose at Wrestlemania. So when I watched Warrior pin Hogan I lost it too. Knocked over a stack of VHS tapes and started snorting Warheads. And not just regular War Heads. Extreme sour Warheads. Dark times for a 7 year old. Still one of the top 5 worst days of my life. I guess you could call that a first world problem but there's probably a kid in Haiti somewhere in the middle of a 18 hour shift that would agree with me. So while the rest of the world is telling this bro to relax, I, for one, feel his pain. Get out of his face Bridgett!
PS: More shocking portion of this video, the fact that a grown man got this upset over wrestling or the fact that this guy either married/has a girlfriend/kidnapped a girl?
Double PS: He's spot on with his last point.



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