Gee I wonder why the Pro Bowl gets the Rodney Dangerfield treatment? You've got defenses playing two hand touch, tight ends catching 80 yard bombs and Jeff Saturday turning heel mid game to share one last moment with Peyton Manning. Alright admittedly that last part was kind of a cool moment. Classy move by all involved considering it was Jeff Saturday's last game as a pro.*
So now the question becomes whether or not Goodell will cancel the Pro Bowl after yesterday. I'll tell you one group of people that will be voting a hard 'no' and thats degenearte gamblers. 80 total points! Bwhahaha! Bet the over folks! Pretty sure I've hammered the over on every Pro Bowl for the last 5 seasons and made bank. Thanks to this exhibition I only make 11 mortgage payments a year. So as far as I'm concerned they can play this thing twice a season. The only thing better than money earned is money won kids! U-S-A! U-S-A!
*In case you missed that he announced his retirement on Saturday (no pun intended/intended). I kinda had to laugh at that considering he was benched before the end of the season. Kind of like when I inevitably get fired announcing my 'retirement' from Strange Brew 4 weeks later but whatever, seemed like a certified pro and classy guy the entire time he was here.
PS: In all seriousness it's a mortal lock that 90% of whatever audience the Pro Bowl pulled in had money on the game. I'd bet you anything. Seriously you want to bet? Anyone? Cause I'll lay it down.
Double PS: This blog is a call for help.