In a B93/USA Today exclusive we've uncovered the events of the night Guido went missing. To say I'm not shocked by these would be an understatement. All I can say is Guido is going to have some explaining to do to Mrs. Guido. And Guido's plight is a lesson to all of the social media generation. There are now two walks of shame. The walk of shame in the morning and the technological walk of shame the next day. Bet our man Guid's here was untagging himself all morning.

Also for those that read the story I guess the heist started with a group of people going to TJ Ryan's for 'a couple of PBR's.' If these pics aren't used in the next PBR marketing campaign it's a classic misstep. PBR: Where a couple of tallboys leads to abducting a 7 foot tall racing sausage happens.

PS: You know what else I learned from this whole thing? That the racing sausages actually had names.

Double PS: The fact that Chorizo's name isn't Carlos Spicey Weener is a severe disappointment.