Preach Kevin! Preach! Now first off let me say this; the fact that you can bet on literally anything is a terrifying thing for a degenerate. You can bet on the next president, the next Idol winner, Oscar winners, the new pope, etc. And it's all at the click of a few buttons. This would be like dropping a hoarder at a garbage dump. Diabolical doesn't even begin to describe it.

Anyway with Pope Benedict heading off to Del Boca Vista, the odds on the next pope are out. Now again, I know relatvely little about any of these bro's, but you better believe I'm putting $50 down on Bono. 1,000 to 1! And honestly I'm not sure I can think of a better person to hand the fancy hat and Gandolf stick off to. While the Catholic church has been sweeping pedophile cases under the rug Bono has been actually doing good in the world. Plus if he became the new pontiff I bet all the Cardinals would get to rock those rose colored shades and dress like they're in the Matrix. Win, win.

PS: I am actually legit studying this now. I guess this bro named Peter Turkson from Ghana is the odds on favorite at 5:2. Timothy Dolan sits at 16:1. I'm reading up on their bios like they were the back of baseball cards. 'Turkson averaged 27.1 Nicene Creeds per Sunday in 2011!' Finally that Catholic school eduation is paying divedends in something other than a constant sense of guilt and fear!

Double PS: Instead of the smoke and the election process I want them start all the potential popes to go Aggro Crag- Guts style. Whatever pope gets the crag gets the pope hat!