I have a question; how are Hooter's ball girls not a thing at every Major League Baseball park? I guess this is just a spring training promotion for these two teams, but it seems like such a no brainer I can't believe it doesn't exist as a normal thing. What's more American than baseball and over-sauced wings served by half naked women? Nothing! May as well have started typing out he Declaration of Independence right there. Plus she looks....smart.

PS: Honest question; line drive down the 3rd base line to save your life, this Hooter's girl or Mat Gamel, who ya got?

Double PS: The fact that this color commentator goes by the name "Sarge" is one of the coolest things I've ever heard. I mean talk about commanding respect. If you don't think I'm going to start forcing my staff to call me Sarge you're crazy. So Mom if you're reading this I'm going to need my Strange Brew business cards changed STAT.