I don't always pick my nose, but when I do, I wink at 10 million people afterwards. Stay knuckle deep my friends. 

I mean I'm at a loss for words with video. Normally you see people caught picking their nose and it's nothing but shame and guilt like they were raised Catholic or something. This guy did the opposite and owned it. Costanza 101.

PS: I'm not sure how my brain works but the scene from Billy Madison where Billy sprays water on his pants to bail out Ernie is the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this. Doesn't make sense except that it makes perfect sense?