So my sources (daily google search of Aaron Rodgers news/images) tell me that Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn are officially an item?! If so I'm in a weird, weird position. Like my Aaron Rodgers man crush is well documented (NSA and court ordered). Dude has a Mega Man cannon arm, the good looks of a John Stamos/Rob Lowe hybrid and a suit collection that would make Ron Burgundy blush. I'd help this guy move and then drive him to the airport .
But on the other hand I've had a crush on Olivia Munn since Attack of the Show . She's a bonafide 12/10 that probably has steam coming off of her like Smoke in Mortal Kombat. Not to mention she's dynamite on The Newsroom which is my second favorite HBO program behind Game of Thrones (have you seen HBO Sunday night programming?) .
So my quandary is who am I more jealous of? Generally speaking I don't think any girl A-Rod dates is good enough for him but Olivia Munn might be the exception. Just don't break his heart Olivia. I have unlimited internet space and literally hours of expendable time I can dedicate to moderately inconveniencing your life/the life of an intern in charge of your PR. You've been warned.
PS: Do you think they hooked up on that Packer fan dating site ? My instinct says 'no' but I want to live in a world where that's true. Basically a Nicholas Sparks novel in my world.
Double PS: 8 video game or TV references in a 255 word blog. Go outside Jon.