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Aaron Rodgers gets back together with Jessica Szohr

by Jon Henseler

Alright so the rumor breaking the Wisconsin internets today is that Aaron Rodgers is back together with his old girlfriend and Strange Brew certified smokeshow, Jessica Szohr. Yeah, she's okay looking I suppose. Although I'm pretty sure Aaron could be dating Baberaham Lincoln* and no Packer fan would be satisfied. All Packer fans are like elderly Jewish mother's when it comes to A-Rod. You'll never be good enough!

That being said, while I don't really care who Aaron Rodgers dates, I have two points to make.

#1: Apparently these two broke up in early 2011. So they were dating when the Packers won the Super Bowl in 2010. So since they stopped dating we've seen a 15-1 season end in disaster at the hands of Eli Manning, Colin Kaepernick drink two of our milkshakes and a broken collarbone.

#2: At least he's not dating Taylor Swift which was a different rumor last week. Also a rumor like three weeks ago was that he was gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). Either way I was presented with an interesting philosophical question. A conundrum if you will. If TSwift and A-Rod were dating, would I play more Taylor on our airwaves? My gut instinct tells me 'no' but if I'm being honest with myself, if Aaron sent out some sort of mandate to all country stations in Wisconsin demanding we play Love Story 60 times a week I'd probably do it with a smile on my face like Mr. Smee. So at least we dodged that bullet.

In any case while this isn't a huge deal, it's Packer 'news' and I was actually contemplating a Bucks blog today. So yeah. And Jessica, if you break his heart I will abosulelty destroy you with a tempest of false internet rumors the likes of which you've never seen. Tread lightly.

*Google image 'Baberaham Lincoln.' Wild stuff.