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Drunk guy trying to get his 4th Meal on comes up with nothing but air.

by Jon Henseler

I've got to be honest, I don't think I've ever cheered for anyone to accomplish anything as hard as I was cheering for this bro to get a bite of his burger. This was Rudy plus infinity to me*. Like when he got a nibble of that bun it was like Kevin Dyson stretching out at the 1 yard line in Super Bowl XXIV. So close! Just desperate to get after his 3am Mickey D's and coming up with nothing but oxygen.

This video also isn't a bad metaphor for Herb Kohl trying to run an NBA franchise.

*I'm sorry, we were looking for Rudy times infinity.

PS: I don't think I've ever been too far gone to not be able to carbo-load so I can sleep for 12 hours after a night out but I do remember MANY times calling in an order to Topper's and passing out falling asleep before it got there. Like I was notorious for that. Poor Topper's delivery guy just sitting outside my dorm room window holding up a triple order like Cusack in Say Anything. 

Double PS: Hoff: This is how it's done, what is this amateur hour!