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Dwayne Wade hits fashion rock bottom with capri pants suit.

by Jon Henseler

Look I'm not about to break into the fashion blogging business here but this is probably the stupidest thing I've seen from an NBA player and that's saying something. And again, I'm not one to cast stones in terms of wardrobe choices. As I type this I'm sitting in a hooded Admirals sweatshirt, cargo shorts and flip flops. So my style falls somewhere between college stoner and 14 year old girl. Post-modern douche if you will. But this is abhorrent. The only thing about it is that I'm at the same time disgusted and mesmerized. Like 'The Kramer.' He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away.

PS: Wonder if the designer of this suit is 'Missterious'?