(Dude in the America socks almost stole the show, don't think I don't see you)
Welp folks, I haven't fallen this hard for a girl since Kate Winslet forced a 12 year old Jon to sit through 3 and a half hours of watching a ship sink. Cute? Check. Into baseball? Double check. Crazy eyes? Triple check. That's the hat trick my friends! I'm in internet love. Now some may say that it's more than a little crazy to spend a night in jail and pay a $1,500 fine just to rush a field. But that was before the internet my friends. Before the internet if you were a cute blond who stormed the field that was between you and your friends and the people at the park. Now we've got this girl snapping selfie's, putting together gifs and taking the social media world by storm. No joke she could have a Kickstarter or a Fund Me started to help pay the fine and she'd have $1,500 before lunch. And some of it would be coming Strange Brew. We'll just write it off anyway. Which I don't even know what it is, but they do, and they're the ones, writing it off.
*My parents got the double VHS of that bad boy when it came out a year later as well. 10 to 1 if we put that tape in a VCR right now I could tell you the exact scene it's on.
PS: And let's be honest with each other here okay, let's put all the cards on the table. She's fit for a straight jacket. And you wanna know what?! I dig it! It turns me on. Because you wanna know what the kicker is? Maybe I'm a little crazy! That's right, maybe Jon's a little nuts!