Get it?! Thriller? Like the Michael Jackson song! Ahhhhhh we have fun here. Anyhow this video was taking the internet by storm yesterday and rightfully so. Kid just swagger jacked* his entire hike school . Like that moon walk was a legit 10 out of 10. Michael Jackson hologram ain't got a thing on Stephen Glansburg here. In any case I have no idea if he actually won this contest but even if he didn't he got a viral video out of the deal and let's face it, that's more valuable than any trophy (or degree)(or contract) he might get. Plus I almost feel like he dominated this dance so much that it's almost unfair to give him a trophy on top of it. He already stole everyone's girlfriend and probably boyfriend too. Leave some for the rest of us.
*Try harder to trend young Jon you can't.
PS: How about the broad that had to get to 7th period just trying to hijack this kid's moment:
Hey honey open your eyes. I'm sure you've got pressing business but recognize what's happening in front of you. Have some respect for the moment.
Double PS: This kid hammering out Final Countdown on his Kazookeylele is still the most talented teenager I've ever seen. Stop the fight! Stop the fight!