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Introducing the Dipr, cookie dunking just got awesomer.

by Jon Henseler

We've gone over a lot of great inventions on this blog. The TV glasses so you can watch TV while you drive, the neck tie flask so you can get drunk at work, and my personal favorite, the shower beer can coozie. Come to think of it this blog is like Q in Bond. Except instead of making unique weapons of destruction we have ways to get drunker and fatter in a more timely manner. And we didn't actually invent them. But other than that Strange Brew and Q are the same thing. 

Now the dipr isn't quite at that shower can coozie level but I do like the idea. Dipping cookies in milk is as American as apple pie and outsourcing jobs for cheap labor. So I appreciate the fact that this is  eliminating the sticky finger (grow up) element. Plus you can get the whole cookie in without getting your grubby fingers in your milk. All in all I give it a 7.5/10 as an invention and yes I will be plunking down the $3 to give one of these puppies a try. Unless they want to ship me one once they see the free publicity they are getting to Strange Brew nation (population: 17). I can't help but feel like I'm going to hell though when I purchase something like this. Like $3 could probably literally buy food for a kid in a 3rd world country for a year, and instead I'm going to spend it on a device that can fast track my type 2 diabetes. America!

PS: I had a buddy who used to dip cookies in skim milk. Let me say this as clearly as I can: If you dip cookies, or eat cereal with anything less than 2% milk you are a psychopath.