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Lion Dad goes 'hard pass' when he meets his cubs.

by Jon Henseler


(dad! dad! dad! dad! daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! dad!)

Look I'd be lion (internet golf swing) if I said I knew anything about the dynamic of lion parenthood but I'd say this didn't go well? Or did it? Not exactly an 'everything the light touches' Mufasa moment to be sure. Poor guy looks like he wants to write a letter to Maury Povich requesting a paternity test. These kids better learn to pipe down around pop or he's going to be sending them on a field trip to the elephant graveyard.

PS: If this isn't 'should have used birth control....STUPID!' body language I don't know what is.