First of all, how about Heidi Klum. Still kicking ass and taking names at 40. Hasn't lost a single thing on her fastball and doesn't appear to have gone the plastic surgery route of Joan Rivers who looks like a ransom letter made out of different letters cut from newspapers. Second of all, am I the only one who thinks Jillian Michaels is hot? I thought that was a no brainer but I told a buddy of mine that one time and he looked at me like I has just told him that the Cubs were my favorite baseball team. I mean she's hot right? Right? I dunno. I guess she's sort of muscle-y. Like Linda Hamilton version 2.0. But here's the thing, I sort of thought Linda Hamilton was hot in her hayday too. Maybe that's just my thing. Like Costanza with tall women. And if that's weird then so be it I suppose. When you talk and write for a living at some point you're going to have to admit to some things. My name is Jon and I think Jillian Michaels is a smoke. I also like Bud Light Lime.
PS: Howie Mandel will ALWAYS be Bobby's World to me. Always. Also what kind of acid trip was the producer on who put this intro together for that show. These snosberries taste like snosberries.