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New Mexico homeowner trying to find the person who 'drops off the kids' by his house every day.

by Jon Henseler

I posted this video for one reason and one reason only. 'Malicious fecal distribution.' I mean I almost feel like 'Bobby' hatched this entire story just so he could get on KDAT and drop that line. Like what a thing to be accused of! I think I'd rather be accused of murder than malicious fecal distribution. Like I'm not sure how you come back from that. This chick better find a new jogging (maybe with a soft 'j') route because if Old Man Clemens here ever finds out her name she is going to be a social outcast. It's like the old saying 'once a cheater, always a cheater.' Once a malicious fecal distributor, always a malicious fecal distributor.

Also, while I can't condone taking a dump by someone's house, at least carry a Wet One or something with you to clean yourself up a bit. Easily the nastiest part of this story is that there was no wipe. And in a story where people are pooping on houses, that's saying something. Clean it up.

PS: Hopefully KTVU doesn't get a hold of this story. Otherwise the malicious fecal distributor might be 'Sum Won Pu.'

Double PS: This would be my first suspect. Did you get that package I sent ya?