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Packer fan dating site is real.

by Jon Henseler

(Pretty much sums up my 1989-Present. 1989 marking the first time I realized I like girls when I saw Miss Elizabeth. Big day for me. And my father.)

So Fox Sports shed some light the other day on a Packer dating site exclusively for fans of the Green Bay Packers. Check it out here . All I have to say about this is, YES! YES! YES! Like this is a BIG deal to me. I'll never understand how Packer fans end of marrying Bears fans, or Brewers fans end up marrying Cubs fans, etc. Like I get that love transceds some elements of life. Maybe one person is social and the other is a home body. One person eats meat (is normal), the other is vegetarian. One person is a Democrat, the other a Republican. It's a story as old as the Capulets and the Montagues. But when it comes to sports loyalties there just has to be a line drawn in the sand. If you're rooting for Jay Cutler 6 months a year*, I can't spend time with you. Wouldn't have respect for you or myself. Correction: I woulddn't have respect for you. I think I lost respect for myself sometime in 2007 and haven't found it since. Indications are it's not coming back. But you get what I'm saying.

So this dating site is a welcome site. Like check out this profile:

Meets both of my requirements. Cheesehead with a subtle, understated handle. I'm gonna throw something out there, if you like it, take it, if not throw it right back this way, I wanna be on you.

PS: Percentage chance that the women on this site look like this:

Instead of this:

Is roughly 5,000%.