Listen I know a lot of people are throwing barbs at Jim Standrige about this mini-rant. Calling him pretentious and egotistical and a whole bunch of other words that are above our pay grade here at Strange Brew World Headquarters. But you know what? Those people aren't WORTH 15 CENTS! Not a one of them! Because Jim Standridge here can preach for me any day of the week. Hell I don't even know what religion this is associated with. Methodist, Catholic, Sith, whatever, I've got a fever and the only prescription is more Standridge! Honest to God I was raised Catholic, went to mass twice a week for the first 14 years of my life, and I think this is the first homily that I listened to from beginning to end. Normally I'm borderline catatonic until everyone stands and mumbles the Nicene Creed. Preach on Standridge.
Also, I'm going to go ahead and guess that Young Cox in the video room/youth hangout is going to need another attitude adjustment after posting this to Youtube.
PS: I remember when I was REALLY young (26) my family used to go to 8am mass. Then my sister and I got older and we shifted to the 10am service. Nice little upgrade in sleep time. But I'll never forget when my sister and I would be up on Sunday morning and at around 9:15am if my parents weren't up we'd look at each other like 'are we going to get out of this today?!' We'd move around like ninjas so as not to disturb the silence of the house. Doing math in our heads, 'well if they get up now they both need to shower, that's 20 minutes minimum, and Dad isn't going anywhere without a cup of coffee, that's another 5 minutes, nope, nope we don't have enough time!'
Double PS: Maybe this denomination is Festivus?! That was an airing of grievances if I've ever heard one.