Let's see, 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour is about 1,440 minutes. Typical human life is what, 75 years? So 75 times 365 days per year is 27,375 days. Multiplied by 1,440 minutes per day is 39,420,000 minutes in a life. Like when you really think about it that's NOT a lot of minutes. And I just used up about 10 of those minutes watching this bear play tetherball three times. And I've got a pretty good feeling that there's at least 6 more minutes and 34 more seconds in my future. Not sure how I feel about that. I guess it's not like I'm curing cancer in here or anything. Basically just sucking up resources while my metabolism fades to nothing and my degree goes unjustified. Ah well. Bottom line is this is the most impressed I've been with a Bear since Mike Singletary destroyed Vernon Davis in front of national audience. So drink it in folks! The Internet: Before it's all said and done we'll probably have stolen 35% of your life.
PS: Hey Bear, you wanna play me?