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This Seahawks fan just won Monday Night Football.

by Jon Henseler

Welp folks I think it's time to re-analyze just how big of a fan I am. Like I thought buying a piece of construction paper for $250 that says I'm an NFL owner proved how big of a fan I am. But then I look at this guy out there in his 12th man jersey looking like Road Warrior Hawk in a Gak-colored jersey making sure the 'Hawks don't have 12 men on the field and all of a sudden I feel like a pink hat. Gotta support the team.

PS: What is this dude's play if there are 12 men on the field? Does he have a whistle or something?