This 7-year old farmer is going to be the president of his 4-H chapter in NO time.
I picture this kid's spirit as this meme: Just the 70-ist 7 year-old I've ever seen. Some kids his age are on their tablets, some are playing Xbox, this little guy is only concerned about big beefy axles. Get him a glass of sweet tea and a front porch where he can stare off into space and reminisce about the good ol' d...
Mar 13, 2024
No Giannis, no Khris, Bucks still take down the Clippers at Fiserv. Related: Has Doc Rivers saved the Bucks?
Keeping in mind that we once saw Giannis' knee bend at a 90-degree angle the opposite way, and he was back playing in the Finals 6 days later, I will choose to believe that he's going to be fine in a few days.
Mar 05, 2024
Pat Murphy's first speech to his team as the manager has me ready to run through a brick wall.
YES. I'll be honest, before watching this video I wasn't sure what to expect from this year's Brewer team. I think the offense is better, but you lost quite a bit of front-line starting pitching, the bullpen is decent but your hometown manager jumped ship to coach your rival, there has been a LOT going. I could honestl...
Feb 21, 2024
On National Muffin Day, Thomas Breads is releasing a 'Top of the Muffin'!
And by 'releasing' I mean, 'they've been available for 2 years but I wasn't aware of them until I saw a targeted ad on Facebook so I thought they were brand new.' Tomato, tomahto. Anyhow, these look like trash and I know exactly why: They're only baking the tops: You've got to make the WHOLE muffin, then, pop the top, ...
Feb 20, 2024
Trailer for the Jake Gyllenhaal 'Roadhouse' remake is out, and it actually looks pretty good.
It is the summer of 2006. I am 22 years old and spending my summer calling baseball games for the Wisconsin Woodchucks in Wausau. This has allowed me to avoid hopping into the real world for 3 months as my buddy Nick and I criss-cross the Midwest watching mediocre baseball played by college baseball mercenaries. We're ...
Feb 15, 2024
New Parking System at Am Fam Field is either going to work flawlessly or be total chaos.
Live look at the Am Fam Field parking lots on Opening Day when people aren't prepared for these new parking/payment rules: I fully anticipate tribes to form, ritual sacrifices of chickens to occur, mass chaos! In all honesty, I'm sure this will probably end up being fine, but I am very curious to see how it plays out i...
Feb 14, 2024
Somebody remade the Craig Counsell 'Born a Brewer' promo into 'Born a Cub.'
From my lips to God/@r_roque52's ears! On last week's blog about the Gary Sanchez signing, we started it off with the original Craig Counsell 'Born a Brewer' promo video because it popped up in my Facebook memories that day. Then we wrote this: Someone with better video editing skills than I have needs to update this t...
Feb 13, 2024
Brewers reinvest the Corbin Burnes money, sign Jakob Junis and Gary Sanchez to $7 million dollar deals.
First things first, this video popped up on my Facebook Memories page from 8 years ago:Born a Brewer. KICK ROCKS. Someone with better video editing skills than I have needs to update this to, 'Born a Brewer unless I get offered a bunch of money to join their crosstown rival so that I can pursue a new challenge without ...
Feb 08, 2024
Paramount Plus already has the Super Bowl ad of the year with this Hey Arnold gem.
@USA-Today Ad Meter, this contest is over, give Paramount Plus the $10,000! My wife showed me this ad on Sunday and I think I've watched it about 85 times since. Just a masterclass in how to hit all of the right notes in 120 seconds. Sir Patrick Stewart being cool as hell, the Reno 911 guy with the Creed lower back tat...
Feb 07, 2024
RIP to a True American Icon: Toby Keith.
An absolute gut punch to wake up to this morning. Like a lot of people out there, I felt like Toby was on the mend from his stomach cancer diagnosis in 2022. It felt like we were hearing from him more on TV interviews, he did that short run of shows in Las Vegas in December, and there were rumors that he might hit the ...
Feb 06, 2024