The best wedding entrance of 2020.
Because Stone Cold said so! pic.twitter.com/E3S9omM72Z
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 2, 2020
ELECTRIC. A few things on this:
- I know this sounds dumb given his commitment to all things ‘Stone Cold’ in this clip, but what really makes it for me is the knee braces. He’s got the shirt, he’s got the beers, he’s got the music, but the patented knee braces take this thing to another level. Can’t replicate that kind of dedication.
- Mortal Lock of the Century: This guy was 1,000% doling out stunners to his groomsmen at 10pm. My guess is that crew knows him pretty well, so it’s not unexpected, but they also look like they’re in their 30’s. Selling/delivering a stunner on a hard floor in your 30’s is a one way ticket to hitting your health insurance deductible at physical therapy over the next 6-8 weeks.
- His best man donning the Ted Dibiase Million Dollar belt adds another layer to this cake. Not only a great look, but these two are clearly students of the game. Stone Cold wasn’t a Dibiase ally for long, but that was his first gimmick when he went to the WWF.
Now, all of that said, I’m not sure how this goes over with the crowd by the end of the night. I’m certain his buddies loved it. And, again, this crowd knows him and what he’s capable of, so this might not have been a surprise at all. But I’m also guessing there were more than a few Nana’s in the crowd that didn’t appreciate these antics sullying the good name of a traditional wedding. This seems like one of those, ‘you know what would be AWESOME,’ discussions at 1am of the bachelor party, but ultimately never comes to fruition. Great blog fodder, though, and that’s what I appreciates about it.
PS: Lindsey and I got married in August, and while I didn’t go full WWE character like this guy did, I was sporting some Nature Boy Ric Flair socks that my cousin bought me:
He’s rocking the Macho Man socks. He also got me the Nature Boy robe:
I wore this for about 5 minutes upon our arrival at the reception. My mom, seemingly having a, ‘this has gone on too long,’ clock in her brain, came up to me at that 5 minute mark and told me that it was time to put the suit coat back on. Fair enough.
