Look, it’s no secret that our country is more divided than ever. Click on the comment section of any article on Facebook and it devolves into caps-lock bickering QUICKLY. We’ve got Republicans versus Democrats, EV versus gas, inflation versus a dwindling 401K, senior citizens arguing with bots, ‘nudes in profile’ in every discussion on Twitter, it’s a mess.
Well there’s only one person that I can think of who can solve all of our problems and unify us once again: The Immortal Hulk Hogan. He put an end to the Cold War when he beat Nikolai Volkhoff, he scored a victory in the Persian Gulf War when he defeated Sargent Slaughter and Saddam Hussein at Wrestlemania 7, he ended the War on Terror in 2005 at Wrestlemania 21 when he saved Eugene from Muhammad Hassan. So naturally, when our country is at its most fractured, he’s back again to save us all from ourselves.
How’s he going to do it this time, you ask? Not with a body slam or a boot to the face or a leg drop. No, no, no. This time he’s doing it with a few (literally) hops, a little water, some carbonation, and a healthy dose of Patriotism. Introducing: REAL AMERICAN BEER.
Now I saw some conversation in the comment section of the Youtube video we posted above talking about how he never mentions the price, the flavor, or quality of the beer. Guys, do you want to be united or not? Who cares! You can’t put a price on freedom and comradery. If you’re worried about how much you’re paying and the quality of the ingredients that you’re paying for, you’re in the wrong headspace to begin with. This is about unity. This is about bridging a gap and bringing us all together around a campfire with with what I’m guessing is pretty mediocre beer.
So clear out some space in that garage fridge, pull up a flimsy lawn chair and have a seat. We’ve got some unifying/drinking to do. Thank you Hulkster!
PS: I think I’d actually be disappointed if this didn’t taste exactly like PBR or Busch Light. Could you imagine Hulk Hogan coming out with a hazy IPA or something? For sure not.
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