Detroit Lions head coach Dan Campbell starts the day with TWO 40-oz coffees with TWO shots of espresso each.
80 ounces of coffee and four shots of espresso, every damn day. Football guy. @BarstoolBigCat pic.twitter.com/iYCpqfg8wj
— Rusty Bill (@Rusty_Bill) August 4, 2021
Dan Campbell: Football Guy. I don’t know if he has any chance to resurrect the Lions franchise, or give those woe begotten fans any hope for a playoff run, but he is APPOINTMENT viewing/listening any time he’s on the mic. Guy is a straight up lunatic. Somebody did the math on the amount of caffeine he ingests with that order and it is as preposterous and you’d think:
A venti Pike has 415mg of caffeine
each shot has 75 mg
So he is doing 1,130 mg of caffeine each morning
That's roughly 11 5 hour energy drinks— Dr. Ronald Chevalier (@Nick_Sheahon) August 4, 2021
ELEVEN 5-Hour Energy’s! It’s no wonder this guy is like Kramer on Cafe Latte’s:
Now, again, we’ve seen coaches with this mentality in the NFL before, and it usually doesn’t end well. These types of coaches generally see more success at the college level where that ‘ra ra’ stuff resonates more. But whatever the Dan Campbell Era yields in Detroit, it’s certainly going to be entertaining. The guy’s food pyramid is caffeine and knee caps.
PS: Venti:
Double PS: I realize we’re in the middle of a Brewer pennant chase right now, but the Hall of Fame preseason game is tonight. The next week in our lives that won’t have a football game is the week of February 14th. LET’S GO.
