That sound you heard at 3pm yesterday afternoon? What sounded like a small tremble in the earth’s crust? That was ‘WHO CARES’ guy and ‘THIS IS NEWS’ guy simultaneously cracking their knuckles and getting to enter every comment section related to this story for the rest of the afternoon. Just dropping these gifs in with reckless abandon:
Got ’em!
Now look, ultimately do I have any clue what type of person Shailene Woodley is? Of course not. Will that stop me from having a take about this breakup? Of course not. I understand that it is certainly sad when a relationship ends, especially when it was one that appeared to be on it’s way to a wedding, but in the long run I think this could be good for my close, personal friend, Aaron. Take a few weeks to decompress, and then do these three things in this order:
- Haircut.
- Shower.
- Win a playoff game.
As we discussed in the Rodgers MVP blog, as someone who is, shall we say, folically challenged, I am always an advocate of, ‘if you can still grow, GROW IT.’ That said, let’s bring this handsome devil back:
That looks like a guy who is going to sign a 3 year, $120 million dollar deal in two short weeks. That looks like a guy who is going to win a second Super Bowl and ride off into the sunset as one of the greatest to ever play the game. That looks like a guy who is going to validate one internet sports blogger’s ardent support for him over the years. Ready? Okay, good talk, I’ll see you out there.
PS: I would never laugh at my friend’s misfortune so I didn’t laugh at this comment on Twitter yesterday: Reporter: ‘Are you married?’ Aaron: ‘Yeah I’ve been engaged.’ Not funny. Not at all.
