I don’t think my wife Lindsey will be offended when I saw this but: I think I’m in love. Lord have mercy how, HOW, did she eat that whole thing in under 23 minutes? And how did her guy Randy do it in under 10 minutes?? Absurd.
Now I’m born and raised in Sheboygan so I am very familiar with the traditional, ‘Frankie’s Burger,’ which is delightful in and of itself. But even that burger is a challenge to eat on your own. Throw on three more giant patties, bacon, mushrooms, etc. and it is borderline impossible for the average person to even think of knocking the whole thing out by themselves. Forget about hours, I’d probably need DAYS to consume it in it’s entirety. They’d find journal entries from me like I was lost in the wilderness: ‘Day 4…..still no end in sight. So much bacon, so much beef….my heart is on fire and I’m down to my last Tums….if you find this, tell my story.’
Anyway, this is a remarkable feat of human being versus giant plate of food. A triumph of the human spirt and the heart of a champion. I can’t even begin to fathom what it feels like to have that sheer quantity of food sitting in your gut.
A few good quotes:
‘The buns are, *CHEF’S KISS*’ You better believe it. That bad mamma jamma is on a custom Sheboygan hard roll.
‘If you want a good burge,r come to Sheboygan.’ PREACH. Schultz’s steak sandwiches would be like a finger appetizer by comparison but we are #blessed with a ton of great burger/steak sandwich spots.
PS: I can’t be the only one who thought of this at the end of the video when it was a pile of mushrooms and toppings:
There’s nothing on that plate but gristle and fat!
Double PS: I can’t even being to imagine what the, ‘next day,’ is like after consuming something like this. I’d be petrified of what happens after the first sip of coffee.
