Live look at Jack’s Bar on Brady Street in Milwaukee when they realize how bad that Jets offensive line is:
That offensive line is B-A-D BAD BAD BAD! They may need to get Jon Taffer on retainer to rescue them if this goes south.
So this story broke yesterday, Jack’s Bar in Milwaukee is going to pay your bar tab anytime the Jets lose a game. Are there stipulations?? You bet. But not what you think they’d be. I figured they’d put a cap on how expensive your tab is, but from what I’m reading, they’ll cover any cost. The stipulations are:
- You must start your tab 15 minutes before the Jets game.
- You must watch the entire Jets game at Jack’s.
- Aaron Rodgers must start the game for it to count.
I guess ‘top shelf’ liquor is not included in the deal either. Fair enough. I’m willing to bet that the Venn diagram of people drinking a 16-year Lagavulin and those drinking on Brady Street during an NFL Sunday is a microscopic cross section anyway.
Now if you’re going to try and capitalize on this deal, there’s a way that you can be a winner literally every game day. Simply bet on the Jets to win every Sunday. Then go to Jack’s. If the Jets win, your gambling winnings pay for your tab, if the Jets lose, Jack’s pays your tab and you get to enjoy some schadenfreude at Aaron Rodgers’ expense. Bingo bango, win/win.
PS: There are a few NFL futures that I’m really feeling good about: Cowboys over 9.5 wins, Packers over 7.5 wins, Browns to make the playoffs, Raiders under 6.5 wins, etc. I’m debating a bet on the Jets to not make the playoffs. The AFC is a BLOODBATH. Loaded with talent. And that Jets offensive line is truly terrible. Rodgers is going to be under duress on almost every dropback. Their defense is loaded, but I’m not sure Rodgers is just going to walk into a new system with new-ish weapons and a bad offensive line and put up 25-27 points per game. +110 to not make the playoffs.
